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- 05/22/2019 - I got the sack from the Dermatology Clinic for misdiagnosing shingles...Which I thought was a little rash.
- 05/17/2019 - My wife returned my new glasses to Specsavers. Apparently I'm still not seeing things her way.
- 05/16/2019 - My wife returned my new glasses to Specsavers. Apparently I'm still not seeing things her way.
- 05/08/2019 - My good friends get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils, but that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
- 05/01/2019 - How do you comfort a Grammar fanatic? There, The're, Their
- 04/24/2019 - I accidently swallowed the cats tablets. Don't ask me ow.🐺
- 04/17/2019 - My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
- 04/10/2019 - What did the Drummer call his new twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
- 04/03/2019 - Two windmills are standing in the wind. One asks, “What’s your favourite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
- 03/26/2019 - Today, my daughter asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 9 years old and she still doesn't know my name is James.
- 03/21/2019 - I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
- 03/20/2019 - I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
- 03/13/2019 - I had a job drilling holes for water. It was well boring.
- 03/06/2019 - Did you hear about the French baker who drowned in bread? He was in a lot of pain.
- 02/27/2019 - Remember when Plastic Surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
- 02/20/2019 - My Dad got the sack from his job as a lollipop man for stealing. I didn't want to believe it, but all the signs were there
- 02/14/2019 - I asked my Wife what she wanted for Valentines Day. She said nothing would maker her happier than a Diamond Necklace. So I bought her nothing.
- 02/06/2019 - My New Year resolution is to lose 10kg. Only 12 to go.
- 01/29/2019 - My credit card was stolen last week. I haven't reported it, so far the thief is spending less than my wife.
- 01/23/2019 - People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now