Wherein we find out why the White Rabbit is always late.
7 AM Posts photo of offsprings' litter-training progress on Facebook.
7:20 Uses EZ Pass to skip the tolls.
7:23 Gets gas discount with loyalty card.
7:30 Becomes Mayor of Moarbucks on Foursquare.
7:34 Posts Van Gogh-style cronut photo on Instagram.
7:35 Sends picture of first bite of a cronut to group on Snapchat.
7:37 Receives notification of automatic payment for unused gym membership.
7:45 Pins DIY infographic on how to make fake cronuts out of Peelsbury dough on Pinterest.
7:48 Reblogs LOLcat's reaction to finale of Kitten Nightmares on Tumblr.
8 AM Tweets: "The government has been tracking us online?! Oh, my ears and whiskers! Outrageous!"
8:05 Asks if anyone on Google+ knows how to get on a waiting list to buy Google Glass.
Not my usual style, but I needed something related to the Mad Tea Party for this messy thing about PRISM. TMI is txtspk for Too Much Information.
(We're all mad here.)