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This is your weekly Truth Alert. It’s NATIONAL BLUEBERRY POPSICLE DAY! Bat Boy’s sister (Batney) is enjoying her blueberry popsicle. Even though she ate it in one bite, it was the most delicious popsicle!”

HERE is THE LATEST from the WWN UNIVERSE.

It happens every few millennia. NASA is reportedly sending up an astroplumber. Ben Doggle on the clog

"It happens all the time. When you get to know your heroes, they are not as exciting as you think are. But glad to see he might be settling down a bit." Chuck Upley in the Bigfoot home.

Radical Expression at its finest!! Little Monkey Man burnin'!

"I couldn't be happier. It's amazing all the things they know how to do. AND they never complain." Brick Rivers at the table.

"With all the problems we've got in the city, this one is the least of my worries."

You have to try new techniques. It catches them off guard, and it works swell." Brick Rivers in the kitchen.

"There's no reason to ever meet in person. We have a great relationship and we don't want to ruin it."

He's been getting around lately. The Martians have been going crazy for this hunka hunka burning love!

“Moats have never really gone away, but they are making a big comeback, especially in the suburbs. Moat makers are swamped with orders."

CELEBRATING BAT BOY’S 30th!!

'He never suspected a thing. He thought he'd found, the one." Brick Rivers in Florida.

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Award-Winning WWN reporter CORDELIA BUNK!!

“Adam may have had his troubles, but he never had to listen to Eve talk about the other men she could have married.”
— Johnny Carson

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.””
—David Letterman

“What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.”
—Mike Birbiglia

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Labor day weekend! Everyone at WWN wishes you and yours a weekend filled with fun, sun and the most reliable news on the planet. Rest up, because there are BIG things coming this fall! Huzzah!!

Greg D’Alessandro
Editor-in-Chief
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