“Adam may have had his troubles, but he never had to listen to Eve talk about the other men she could have married.”
— Johnny Carson
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.””
“What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.”
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