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This is your weekly Truth Alert. HAPPY FRIDAY the 13th! It will be your luckiest day of the year!! Bat Boy says so…

HERE is THE LATEST from the WWN UNIVERSE.

"They're definitely not UFOs, we know EXACTLY what they are."

BIGFOOT GOES TO REHAB HOODIES!! Now available at the WWN STORE!!

Another stunning early morning raid!

"They've been in cities for centuries, but Idaho has figured out a way to get them back into the wild."

WWN FAN “Weird Al” in an AMISH PARADISE!

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"It started over an argument about a beard."

Nah. Not even close.

"The kid is amazing. He was born with a javelin in his hand. He's hoping to make the 2024 Olympics. And you know what? I think he'll do it."

Gerry Dorsey reports on the Tao of The Three Stooges

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WWN THEME SONG - by Luciano Salvatore

"If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been ‘It’s round.'”
— Eddie Izzard

"“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”
— Jack Whitehall

"Sometimes my grandma guilt trips me about doing drugs. That’s why I know I’m super high, cuz she’s dead."
— Kate Quigley

“Life starts out with everyone clapping at your poo and it goes down from there.”
— Sloane Crosley

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In the Pine Barrens of NJ, P’Lod the Alien is meeting with the New Jersey Devil. What do you think they are talking about?! Have a phantasmagorical weekend!!

Greg D’Alessandro
Editor-in-Chief
editor@weeklyworldnews.com