“Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one looks at the other and says, Does this taste funny to you?”
— Joe Mande, quoting his Dad
"We weren’t very religious. On Hanukkah, my mother had our menorah on a dimmer.”
—Richard Lewis
“I’m sick of following my dreams—I’m just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with them later.”
— Mitch Hedberg
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