"Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery”
— Mark Simmons
"By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and it is the same family”
— Hannah Fairweather
"I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back"
— Olaf Falafel
“I’m an egotistical maniac. A narcissist. But I even love that about myself.”
— Dilruk Jayasinha
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