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>> The Popbitch Guide To Eurovision 2016 <<

It's that time of year again: where the cream of European songwriting talent gathers together – to watch on as a bunch of mad, international musical acts put on the world's strangest pop contest...
Just in time for tonight's semi-final, our free, 60-page companion guide is exactly what marketing bods would call "the perfect second screen experience".

Full profiles of all the songs, gossip from the press centre in Stockholm and more analysis than you ever realised you needed – impress your mates with our trivia, theory and cruel observations!

And we fully recommend you catch the semi finals, where a lot of the more spectacular stuff gets culled...

>> Semi Final One – Tonight <<
* Revel in San Marino's Eurotrash lounge lizard disco act!
* Marvel at Croatia's frocky horror show!
* Watch with bated breath to see if the Russian guy falls off the stage as badly as he did in rehearsals!

>> Semi Final Two – Thursday <<
* See a naked Belarusian fondle a live wolf!
* Hear the hybrid child of Sam Smith and Phil Oakey represent Israel!
* Await John Whittingdale's about-turn on Brexit and the BBC when he sees the Bulgaria's dominatrix outfit!

We'll be back with your regular Popbitch newsletter on Friday this week – and we'll update this guide in plenty of time for Saturday's grand final, so you can bone up on everything and become the life and soul of whatever Eurovision party you end up going to...
PS: This is also your last chance to order one of our limited edition PJS-legal letter artwork prints Not For Publication (2016). We are closing this offer at 10am (GMT) Wednesday 11th. For those who have already ordered, we are shipping them out next week (16th May) to the postal address given in your PayPal order.
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