Yes, it's only October and we've only just turned the heating on, but Christmas is coming. And with it, the relatives.
Rather than reach for the Prozac, the Parvin Prescription is a fresh coat of paint. Aunt Jemima, when she arrives, will be rendered speechless, we guarantee*.
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Santa's Little Helper