Final Days of 10 Year Sale.
The 10 Year celebration and month long sale heats up for the final days. We even have some collaborative video content to release! The marketing wise-guys tell us we're only supposed to put one big topic per newsletter. You know, because people get too many emails or something. Seeing as how we only send one newsletter per month, we'll just have to accommodate (read: compete for) terse attention spans by conveying each topic as succinctly as possible:
- NEW VIDEO SORT OF. SAT ON FOOTAGE FOR 7 YEARS OOPS. OOOH STARCRAFT ERAZORX MAGNETS.
- FINALE BATCH OF MANDALAS AT STUPID LOW SALE PRICES. SEE COUNTDOWN.
- END AUGUST: USE COUPON "TRIUMPH" ON TRIUMPH FOR LOWER PRICE.
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