Happy/Merry [Insert Holiday/Celebration of Your Choice]!
Let's start with peace on Earth and goodwill to everyone.
Now that we have that out of the way...
Do you see the creepy nutcracker at the top? Does he not look a little like Genghis Khan? I've always hated nutcrackers so I might be a little bias. But really, who looks at that terrifying legume opening tool and thinks, Happy Holidays!
Now Krampus, that's an anti-Santa one can get behind. Though, now that I think about it, he sort of looks like Genghis Khan too. A younger version, sure, but we all know Krampus dyes his hair.
Hope you and your loved ones have a safe (i.e. Krampus free) and fantastic holiday of whatever your choosing.
- J.A. (Julie) Kazimer
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